Sarcastic Muse

Just to illustrate...

This is the 'average' Muse...





















Now, this is my Muse >>>>
(and that's a cigarette, not a joint. She's been to rehab. She doesn't like to bleepin' talk about it thank you very much.)

----So in short, my muse would never ask you to write smaltzy stuff about your childhood.
You can almost hear her, can't you?

SNARKY MUSE: I don't give a rat's A** about your #@$@#$ childhood. I'm not your mama and I'm not your shrink. WRITE!